Take 2: Star Wars Episode III - Revenge of the Sith
"Crush them! Make them suffer!"
We’ve reached the end of the road. This one can be praised for not having as much stupid silly crap like Jar Jar.
However, in what seems a desperate attempt to make the film ‘darker’, we now get characters doing strangely violent things. I know Darth Vader is bad, but he’s not ‘pointlessly slaughter a room full of kids’ bad, is he? I thought he was supposed to be a good Jedi turned bad, not a murdering psychopath; that’s the Emperor’s job surely?
The usual bull crap prevails - the endless CGI, the laughable writing, you name it, Star Wars III fails at it.
OK I’m sick of these films now. Here’s the run down:
- The old ones are pretty good, especially The Empire Strikes Back.
- The new ones range from mediocre to almost unwatchable.
- At least they didn’t ruin Han/The Millennium Falcon.
- The Emperor is the only person who seems to have a goal in the last three films. No one else seems to give a shit.
I’m glad that’s over.